- Sit down. Stand up. Sit down. Stand up. Silently. Don’t say “Ugh!” or “Umph.” or “Oh…”
- Hurry. Walk fast and talk at the same time.
- Cook three courses while drinking a glass of wine.
- Decide that grad school was a bad idea.
- Ask someone a question. Remember the answer 10 minutes later.
*Or sing Thriller one last time, fall in love, bare your soul. If you were Michael Jackson. R.I.P.