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  1. Jan’s Sushi Bar
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    7:37 am

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    Jan's Sushi Bar said...

    No trophy wives here – thank goodness. I don’t know if I could stand the pressure.

    One of the nice things about being a short, full-figured Sturdy Gal of a certain age is that I have, finally, found my style and very little of it is current. Which is perfectly fine, because it suits me (I do agree with you about the hair). If I were ever to find myself in a situation where I must socialize with trophy wives…I can’t finish that thought. Too much hilarity ensues.

    06/26/13
    7:27 am
    Lisa said...

    I’d pay to see this.

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  2. Mimi
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    7:52 am

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    Mimi said...

    I recently found myself in this position and full of anxiety. Thanks for your post – next time I’ll be better prepared!

    06/26/13
    7:28 am
    Lisa said...

    xox

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  3. Ally Bean
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    8:07 am

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    Ally Bean said...

    I love these practical suggestions for how to dress, but have never heard the term “man down” before. Am confused: what does it mean? Are trophy wives always involved with it?

    06/25/13
    8:34 am
    Lisa said...

    It’s a sports term, i.e. a team is “man down” when one of them is benched. You play, “man down” and are at a disadvantage…

    06/25/13
    9:55 am
    Ally Bean said...

    Thank you for explaining it to me. Makes sense now.

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  4. kathy
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    8:39 am

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    kathy said...

    I think understated and not like you’re trying too hard is probably best for all occasions, except maybe your own wedding :)

    06/26/13
    7:28 am
    Lisa said...

    Ha!

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  5. MARLA ROBINSON
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    8:43 am

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    MARLA ROBINSON said...

    I pretty much dress in items that make me comfortable and confident. Not much I can do with the wrinkles on my 53 yr old face compared to younger trophy wives. I just try to accept my flaws and move on.

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  6. Fashionable and Fab after 60
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    8:45 am

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    Fashionable and Fab after 60 said...

    I’m not friends with people like this. Or Maybe I am a trophy wife, if you can be that if you are 12 years older than your husband and have had a great career and are now living the life of a trophy wife (IE I work out, buy clothes, change for dinner, make nice dinners go to daytime movies with gay friends etc.

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  7. Eleanorjane
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    9:01 am

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    Eleanorjane said...

    Good points! It takes quite a lot to intimidate me, but I can picture situations where I’d use this advice.

    Something I really miss in moving from New Zealand to England is being thought to be well spoken. Suddenly I’m pigeon holed as foreign as soon as I open my mouth and people don’t know even which country, let alone which social class. Accents are such a thing in England.

    06/26/13
    7:28 am
    Lisa said...

    Yes, the accent thing in Britain, I agree.

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  8. Flo
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    9:06 am

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    Flo said...

    What has happened with me in recent years, is that “trophy wife” has been completely been redefined for me as “trophy women” and you, Countess LPC, are one. These are women who have had careers, have managed to raise children, who’ve managed to show up reasonably well dressed, who take time to attend the functions, join/chair the committees, demonstrate leadership at work/in the community. It’s you trophy women who “scare” me because I stand in AWE of your performances. Someone must stand at the outer fringe and applaud the accomplishments of trophy women, so that’s me at the fringe, I do SO admire you women who do all these things that I’ve never done.

    06/26/13
    7:29 am
    Lisa said...

    What a wonderful way to look at this. Surely you have trophies of your own.

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  9. Rosie
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    9:19 am

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    Rosie said...

    Brumm… Brumm… rumma-tum-tum, tum-tum. I’m marching in the parade. No one (at least on this planet) has ever made me nervous. Excellent suggestions notwithstanding.

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  10. Laurie Robinson
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    9:51 am

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    Laurie Robinson said...

    Lisa; I totally understand the ‘man down’ situation and received a good chuckle from hearing the term. My own mother used to say this when I was a young girl in the 60’s and 70’s. I came to the world of women in a ‘man down’ position as I’m short and curvy with brown uber-curly hair which I refuse to straighten. I find your advice above to be very helpful; especially #1. Sticking with a proven silhouette that I know flatters my individual figure rather than following trends becomes increasingly important in all situations. Also #5, having a signature accessory, for me it’s a small piece of jewelry with a Tree of Life motif is a confidence booster. The image of the tree stays in my consciousness and reminds me to stay grounded in who I am; always important during a stressful social event.

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  11. Flo
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    9:53 am

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    Flo said...

    ps, trying to stop the hyper-ventilating, it’s taking me a few minutes.

    Ohhhh, that YSL dress = full body armor + hazmat suit for guaranteed triumph at anything anytime anywhere anyseason anyguestlist. Perfection. The Countess scores again.

    06/29/13
    9:31 am
    Lee Wiser McIntosh said...

    just made me smile, flo…

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  12. mette
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    10:02 am

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    mette said...

    How to dress when attending an event with trophy wives?
    Boy, am I glad not having to worry about that one, as such events seldom happen over here.
    At this certain age, seriously, I believe I should know what to wear when and where.
    If I do get it all wrong, the sky won´t fall ; ).
    P.S. The YSL dress is perfect.

    06/26/13
    7:29 am
    Lisa said...

    If you approve the dress Mette, then I know I got it right.

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  13. Mary anne
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    11:50 am

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    Mary anne said...

    Trophy wives don’t scare me. They make me giggle.

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  14. Laura H
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    12:33 pm

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    Laura H said...

    Although I don’t think I’ll ever encounter trophy wive, social events make me nervous, always have and alway will. it’s gotten a bit better with age but not much. So this is great advice and a workable perspective to keep in mind. Thanks.

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  15. Sydney Shop Girl
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    12:49 pm

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    Sydney Shop Girl said...

    I’m inspired by the empowerment and grace under pressure that this style guide invokes.

    Thank you

    SSG xxx

    06/26/13
    7:30 am
    Lisa said...

    xox

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  16. Jean S
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    12:54 pm

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    Jean S said...

    Great post. I have only one thing to add: Cowgirl UP!

    06/29/13
    9:33 am
    Lee Wiser McIntosh said...

    another smile on saturday a.m.
    lisa, you have a readership with such a spot on sense of humor.

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  17. Wendy Bird
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    1:49 pm

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    Wendy Bird said...

    I’m afraid I am the sort of person who isn’t easily intimidated by youth or beauty–or money, for that matter–new or old. But it doesn’t matter: I don’t know any trophy wives (or trophy husbands). I guess I don’t move in that kind of circle. All of our friends are ordinary, middle-class folks (teachers, mostly, though I’m a retired RN) and we’re all still married to the same people. I agree that sticking with a version of your usual style is best for most occasions, although I enjoy mixing it up a bit when I get the chance.

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  18. Susan
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    2:24 pm

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    Susan said...

    Very interesting. And yes, I travel in circles where there are trophy wives. My husband is in a law firm (large) where I am usually the OLDEST woman (age 61 now) at any event. This dawned on me slowly.

    In January, we attended a destination wedding along with one of my husband’s young women associates. She and I have become friends. She asked me if I was intimidated by D’s wife (one of my husband’s partners) because she is always so perfectly dressed and so “perfect” in every way. I had to catch myself before, very calmly, saying “No, I much preferred his first wife. She was a delight.”

    So NO–trophy wives do not phased me–but your suggestions are just plain helpful–for any occasion.

    To tell you the truth, once I am at an event/party/dinner, I usually totally forget what I am wearing or how I might look and I’m just in the moment.

    06/26/13
    7:32 am
    Lisa said...

    Ha! Love your remark.

    In the moment is where I find myself these days, far more often than before.

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  19. Kathy
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    2:49 pm

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    Kathy said...

    Well repaired Manolos seems a little disingenuous to me. I believe it is time to mourn the lost fortune and move on. Well dressed is well dressed everywhere, anytime. Then just relax.

    06/26/13
    7:32 am
    Lisa said...

    Trying:).

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  20. RoseAg
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    4:12 pm

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    RoseAg said...

    No experience with Trophy Wives here, plenty with intimidating social situations. The thing about your excellent suggestions is that you can’t go out and enact them in an instant. You need to keep the elements, with appropriate updates and seasonal adjustments at the ready.

    The only thing I’d add, for the tongue-tied, is a hint from Sally Quinn – slip a list of conversation topics in your pocket. If you have a moment of fright you’ve got something to say that goes beyond the weather.

    06/25/13
    7:27 pm
    kateC said...

    But Sally’s topics are always all about her.

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  21. Duchesse
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    4:21 pm

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    Duchesse said...

    You need big, real vintage jewelry: a necklace dripping with emerald cabochons, for example; borrowed or bought. It is the one detail nearly all of them lack. They have big, vulgar diamonds.

    Current shoes, great hair and absolutely no glaring at the arm candy/TW.

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  22. Kathryn
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    5:16 pm

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    Kathryn said...

    Above all–no crispy hair!

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  23. kateC
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    7:26 pm

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    kateC said...

    I work in show biz, albeit in a narrow specialty. I try to dress like a matron at the most expensive prison in the world. Severe, tailored, perfectly fitted, and then add one outrageously unexpected accessory. No one can ignore it, and yet, I don’t look like I’m trying to compete with stars, wives of stars, agents, girlfriends and/or producers.

    06/26/13
    4:04 am
    M said...

    This is possibly the most brilliant and hilarious sartorial strategy I’ve ever come across. Kudos to you, kateC!

    06/29/13
    9:35 am
    Lee Wiser McIntosh said...

    brilliant!
    outsider strategy which came from the inside.

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  24. Candace
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    8:59 pm

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    Candace said...

    Great points for man down or any time you want to look and feel your best. Trophy wives usually give me a good chuckle!

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  25. Kathleen M
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    10:47 pm

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    Kathleen M said...

    Wow – tips on dressing for an occasion where trophy wives will be present?

    Why? How about the good old rule of dressing for the occasion and the location? There is something so wrong about jlabelling other women based upon their different or questionable style and fashion choices.

    Perhaps a ” trophy wife” is a woman who tries just as hard to look good as many of us do, just that her energy is put into a sexualized aesthetic, rather than comfort, or perhaps subtle indicators of social status.

    I, by the way, am one of your “sturdy types”. I am lucky to leave the house with clear nail polish on. However, for the appropriiate occasion, i will likely be wearing my Ferragamo’s, just to make myself feel pulled together, to those in the know. It’s . certainly inot the shoe brand of a trophy wife, but they do make me feel like I know what I’m doing, style-wise, at least.

    Iin a perfect party world, we would all just show up at an occasion, and meet some new friends who don’t look just like us, tacky or tasteful wardrobes, and all!

    06/26/13
    5:43 am
    DocP said...

    I do understand your point about labeling other women. However, I see “trophy wife” as a metaphor for the type of person who is (mostly) unconsciously intimidating to others(me) by her mere presence. While dressing for events shouldn’t be a competition, it intimidates me to plan clothing choices for events where I very much want to “fit in” but know I really am not even on the same playing field as some of the other women.

    For Lisa, it is the younger, richer, perfectly turned out wives – the so called “trophy wife”. My own experience was planning to attend my 30th high school reunion. I hadn’t seen anyone since we graduated. I spent way too much time planning my outfit. While I certainly had academic success in high school (and beyond), I wasn’t socially popular at all. I chose an outfit that, except for color, was almost identical to what the former cheerleading captain was wearing. The “mean girls” were nice to me. Success!

    06/26/13
    7:33 am
    Lisa said...

    DocP – Perfect example, and far more universal than me and my trophy wife phobia. Kathleen, you are right, of course.

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  26. Kathleen M
    June 25, 2013
    06/25/13
    10:49 pm

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    Kathleen M said...

    Apologies for the excessive typos…

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  27. englishvers
    June 26, 2013
    06/26/13
    10:51 am

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    englishvers said...

    Is there such a thing as “Trophy wife?” – this is another reason why I adore your blog. I learn such charming terms here. Brilliant tips as always;)

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  28. Susan Partlan
    June 26, 2013
    06/26/13
    12:42 pm

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    Susan Partlan said...

    I would like to comment, but can’t, so I will just say that I don’t care for these situations and prefer to avoid them. When I can’t, I follow my grandmother’s advice, which is “just be yourself.” It is so much easier now that I know something about style, because I can be myself and at the same time know that what I am wearing is appropriate.

    I love Kathy’s comment.

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  29. Susan
    June 26, 2013
    06/26/13
    3:57 pm

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    Susan said...

    Susan Partlan, I think the truth is that we can’t always avoid these situations. At least I can’t. I often find myself having to attend an event with the so called Trophy Wives and there is not a thing I can do about it. I have a feeling that Lisa has been in the same boat. She is wise to have a strategy.

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  30. Laura
    June 26, 2013
    06/26/13
    6:35 pm

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    Laura said...

    What a lovely, well thought out post (as all of yours are really). I liked how you tackled this subject on it’s broader and more ‘real’ issue. I often worry about what tone to strike with my wardrobe choices in unfamiliar events – work mingling socials in particular- and this is very sound advice. I’ve learned by doing, that dressing in something that’s not my own style just winds up making me feel uncomfortable, emotionally and physically.
    Thanks for sharing your wisdom

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  31. Loretta
    June 26, 2013
    06/26/13
    8:13 pm

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    Loretta said...

    Recently in a situation like this and knew that I could not dress on par financially with what others would be wearing. I went for the extremely tailored classic and wore a wide leg black crepe pant, silk man-tailored blouse left out and tied with a magenta satin sash, and those very gold-heeled sandals you have in your montage (though mine have orange ankle straps and a calfhair toe strap).

    I felt completely like myself since I usually dress in a more casual version of this for work, so I was very confident, which I believe is really just the key to it all in these awkward out-of-your element social situations.

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  32. Julie
    June 27, 2013
    06/27/13
    4:58 am

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    Julie said...

    Thank you. Lisa. Such excellent ideas all around. I need to work on my “man down” strategy, as I am all too aware that I’m often older and have less resources than the women I must encounter. I should perhaps try to remember that my professional accomplishments count for something. It would be fun to try on gorgeous for a day!

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  33. Christina
    June 27, 2013
    06/27/13
    1:41 pm

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    Christina said...

    I will be attending my 25th college reunion next year. Although I was not yet anxious about what to wear, I new I was going to be:) After reading your post I realize I have everything I need in my closet now! I have several dresses that fit my body type, the perfect pair of shoes that make me feel like Cinderella, and an ample collection of signature accessories. Now I’m a little sad that I don’t have an excuse to go shopping. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll need another hermes bracelet for the occasion.

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  34. Miss Cavendish
    June 27, 2013
    06/27/13
    6:10 pm

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    Miss Cavendish said...

    I remember getting ready for my wedding, worrying that my two female guests (my future in-laws) would be more fancily outfitted than I was. They were, but I was wearing a longish fitted black tuxedo jacket as a dress. Personal style trumps all that wealth can buy.

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  35. Mairi Anderson
    June 29, 2013
    06/29/13
    9:20 am

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    Mairi Anderson said...

    I need to weigh in as a potential ‘trophy wife’. My husband is 30 years older than me. We are from different socio-economic backgrounds. I never thought I would fall in love with such a man. But I did, and it has been tough on both of our families.
    I have 2 Masters degrees in obscure branches of theology (earned before I met him) and am an officer in the Navy (an area where spouses are seldom helpful and most often a nuisance). I consider myself an accomplished women both with him, and without him.
    People meet us and inevitably judge us. I have endured unimaginable rudeness over the course of our 7 year marriage. Often, my husband’s friend’s wives are intimidated by me simply because I am not like them. I am what they were 30 years ago and somehow that makes me threatening.
    Here is (finally) my point: as women we need to support each other. Lisa is very gentle in this post, and I appreciate the gentleness. In the end, I would love to see us support all the strange and wonderful choices we make as women. Everything is so political as women – marriage, careers, babies. Accept me as a woman, support me in my actually rather conventional life. Rather than turn away at the cocktail party, ask me out for a coffee. I do not judge you for being 50 something or 80 something, why judge me for being 30 something? You are unique, as am I. And we are both strong. Let’s stand together.

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  36. Kathleen M
    June 29, 2013
    06/29/13
    2:47 pm

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    Kathleen M said...

    Mairi Anderson,
    Amen. Love your point of view. Women should stand together, or at least cut each other some slack.

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  37. Sam @ My Carolina Kitchen
    July 1, 2013
    07/01/13
    7:06 am

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    Sam @ My Carolina Kitchen said...

    Thank you for helping us dress with confidence in situations like this. It’s hard to know what to wear and you’ve solved the problem beautifully, as you always do.

    Not all Trophy Wives are as bad as they are made out to be in the media. Actually a very dear friend of ours was what would be considered a Trophy Wife. We knew her with her first husband, who was very wealthy, much older than she, and they both were dear friends of ours. After he passed away, she married an even wealthier gentleman, a philanthropist, who has since passed away. She is a delightful gal, full of spark and personality, and a lot of fun to be around. She just happens to prefer the company of men older than she.

    I spent a couple of days shopping with her once, complete with the big black limo and driver everywhere, including a discount store. Imagine the stares she endures from the other customers at Target when the limo driver carries her bags out after she pulls out her credit card from her not fake Chanel bag to pay for her purchases.

    I thought you used extremely good taste when you wrote this post Lisa, keeping everyone’s feelings in mind.
    Sam

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  38. Susie
    July 28, 2013
    07/28/13
    4:38 am

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    Susie said...

    Just had to chime in here on this one. Yes, I have had a few of these to attend over the years and as I have watched myself morph over time, I find I am threatened less and less as I have become more genuine. I just dont care if they like my outfit or not. I will wear what makes me feel good, even if it means cowboy boots at a Christmas dinner. I am a real person, and the lack of intimidation is the most powerful vibe out there. Believe me, they smell it and respect you for it. They may even be a little scared……….

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